FB Relationship Status'

I wish motherfucker's on FB would stop fucking updating their relationship status every fucking week! Sheesh! I mean can your dumb ass wait at least 6 fucking months and see if the relationship is actually a relationship before you start changing your status.  It makes no sense to me that certain people's relationship status changes every fucking day! It makes my head hurt! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! LOL! Seriously get a grip and stop being so desperate to say you have a man. Damn Gina! LOL!